We’ve all done it. There’s a driver that insists on speedily passing you too closely every time you move off from the lights (despite the fact you consistently reach the next set in the same amount of time).

Beautiful Art Bikes: Turning Trash into Carnival Bicycle Floats

The biggest pleasure a cyclist can have is then, when reaching a narrower portion of road where you’re within your rights to take up the entire lane for safety reasons, being extra infuriating to the driver behind. Sit up straight, bring down your cadence and have the general demeanour of someone returning from a jaunt to a flower market on a Sunday afternoon. Then smile as if their beeping horn is a symphony.