Seriously, who woulda thunk your bum could get so insanely cold? Only cyclists have ever had the cold penetrate (ho!) your glutes to the extent that you feel like you’re plopped on an ice cube for the rest of the day.

Ask the Expert: Will My Commute take Longer by Bike?

No matter how many pairs of pants you wear, there’s always going to be a deficiency of warmth around your posterior, because a proper cycling position involves you ‘presenting’ to the world.