‘Bonecrusher’ is a particular favourite, but anything that sounds like a 90s metal band moniker will do. It’s something to scream when you’re racing past taxi drivers, so they are utterly terrified of you. Egging your steed on by screaming Napalm Death lyrics (e.g. “Human garbage/To be destroyed”) is also positively encouraged.

Can you do a 100 Mile Cyclosportive?

You can also add to this a kind of gladiatorial naming convention – like ‘Bonecrusher: destroyer of cobbles, master of slippy manholes’.