It just lies around, beans spilling from every cupboard. Start dating a true cyclist and you’ll soon discover coffee under your finger nails, and a yummy warmth in your belly. Because nothing is better than being in a relationship with someone that has the disposable income and borderline-obsessive behaviour.

Caffeine: How To Use It To Improve Your Cycling Performance

Simply put: cyclists must have the best things in life. And if that involves our mouths being caressed by foamy lattes while our other half practices steaming techniques, then we suppose we’ll survive.