Your bike isn't ready
Your bike isn't ready
You’ve either spent your winter riding a different bike, with the ‘race machine’ in hiding, or you’ve spent your winter riding the winter mule and it’s now covered in grime and making an odd ‘ticking’ sound.
Either way – you suddenly realise, a couple of days before your event, that the bike is either seized from under use, or seized from overuse. Either way – a begging trip to your nearest mechanic is due.