Look, kids bikes are cool. Because they don’t have to bear the weight of a real human they get to be fun shapes, have nice colours and be adorned with ridiculous accessories.
For some reason, said accessories are not seen as acceptable on adult bikes. Plastic stars that stick to your spokes just weigh down your carbon frame, right?
Right. But they also bring untold joy. So if any of you guys are into the stuff on this list, just bloomin’ well buy it. Cycling is meant to be fun!