Did you know that 99.99% of all stress incurred by a woman is a direct result of her thinking about her body hair? Ok, that’s not true. But it may as well be. Sometimes we have nightmares about it. A friend of ours shaved her legs in a Starbucks toilet before graduation. Madness.

Valentine’s Day For The Bike Mad Duo

So what could be better for your ego than finally having another person around that understands the struggles involved with the (let’s face it) almost daily upkeep required in pursuit of hairless skin? We love having relationships with other cyclists because fighting over bathroom time is kinda sweet. Also – everyone is just so goddam smooth.